Female Masturbation - such a dirty word!
First off, I'd like to mention that I've struggled with being open about this topic. On one hand, I think it is important to spread the word that female masturbation is 'okay', and if I have to contribute to that cause by being open about it, then so be it!. [I also realize a lot of females are okay with it, but an equal amount are not, so thats why I am writing this and who I am referring to].
On the other hand, sex is something that is very personal to me, which is why I still abstain, etc. But since I am talking about masturbating, and this is for a good cause and all that... I guess it's okay :D
So now that that's out of the way, women and men treat sex differently. I don't care if you want to argue with me, that both sexes treat it the same, because they do not. For example, if a young girl is molested by a teacher, she is going to be horrified and have extreme mental trauma, if a young boy is molested by a [female] teacher part of him is going to be thinking 'fuck yeah' and the other part is going to be horrified and have extreme mental trauma. Or rather, rape, I know both a woman and a man who have been raped [although the girl will not call it rape, but in my opinion and every definition of the word, it was rape, or if you rather, it was date-rape]. The girl attempted to make a relationship out of it, not really knowing what to do, whereas the boy didn't really care and even continues to make jokes about it. Differences differences. Women and men also mature at different ages, women tend to mature quicker, I think this might be an attempt to catch up with man's rampant sexuality, but who knows.
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Oh and this is just funny, thanks to http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sex
"The common known sex position 3- (not to be confused with 69) is when a man opens up his anus and simultaneously shoves into it a sharp object, such as a knife, after which he will die. Another common sex position is 99 which happens when a pencil is shoved up one man's anus by his homosexual partner who then asks him to do the same, both end up dead sooner or later, that is unless you are immortal. A rare sex position is 6 where the poor man is left alone. Perhaps the rarest of all positions is the 9 where a woman cannot find a partner. There hasn't been a "9" reported in the last two decades, although it's rumored that one occurred with Hilary Clinton during Bill's first night at the Whitehouse. If you use SHARPIES, they work well also. Plus, They create a higher pleasure standard. The vibrating end of a toothbrush works best, If you are too poor to buy a dildo. Note: NOT THE END WITH BRISTLES. A more frequent position is the 96, usually performed amongst married couples, where both parties are lying in bed thinking the other's asleep and are secretly attempting to perform oral pleasures upon themselves. Another very common position is the "690", in which two people perform 69, and a very fat man lies in bed next to them and watches."
I LOLed at the last sentence.
On the other hand, sex is something that is very personal to me, which is why I still abstain, etc. But since I am talking about masturbating, and this is for a good cause and all that... I guess it's okay :D
So now that that's out of the way, women and men treat sex differently. I don't care if you want to argue with me, that both sexes treat it the same, because they do not. For example, if a young girl is molested by a teacher, she is going to be horrified and have extreme mental trauma, if a young boy is molested by a [female] teacher part of him is going to be thinking 'fuck yeah' and the other part is going to be horrified and have extreme mental trauma. Or rather, rape, I know both a woman and a man who have been raped [although the girl will not call it rape, but in my opinion and every definition of the word, it was rape, or if you rather, it was date-rape]. The girl attempted to make a relationship out of it, not really knowing what to do, whereas the boy didn't really care and even continues to make jokes about it. Differences differences. Women and men also mature at different ages, women tend to mature quicker, I think this might be an attempt to catch up with man's rampant sexuality, but who knows.
( masturbation station )
Oh and this is just funny, thanks to http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sex
"The common known sex position 3- (not to be confused with 69) is when a man opens up his anus and simultaneously shoves into it a sharp object, such as a knife, after which he will die. Another common sex position is 99 which happens when a pencil is shoved up one man's anus by his homosexual partner who then asks him to do the same, both end up dead sooner or later, that is unless you are immortal. A rare sex position is 6 where the poor man is left alone. Perhaps the rarest of all positions is the 9 where a woman cannot find a partner. There hasn't been a "9" reported in the last two decades, although it's rumored that one occurred with Hilary Clinton during Bill's first night at the Whitehouse. If you use SHARPIES, they work well also. Plus, They create a higher pleasure standard. The vibrating end of a toothbrush works best, If you are too poor to buy a dildo. Note: NOT THE END WITH BRISTLES. A more frequent position is the 96, usually performed amongst married couples, where both parties are lying in bed thinking the other's asleep and are secretly attempting to perform oral pleasures upon themselves. Another very common position is the "690", in which two people perform 69, and a very fat man lies in bed next to them and watches."
I LOLed at the last sentence.